Dating disasters

After Jon gets ready for his date, Odie confirms the event as the cat is left in awe.At that moment, the episode is interrupted to show the dating history of Jon hosted by Garfield.Dear Disastress, Since you are happily (and incredibly luckily) off the market, I feel like it might be my destiny to continue the awkward dating experiences. Here is the accidental dating adventure I would like to title "The Smell of Smart." ********************************************* Since today is going to be quite taxing and I need to look my best for work, I decided to skip the gym last night, go home, do a small load of dark woollite laundry so I could wash my go-to black dress, and then get some sushi from my little local hole-in-the-wall place.So I went home, sorted out some dark clothes to wash together in the gentle cycle, put on my long-sleeved waffle-knit shirt with a sports bra, my slightly too big, but too comfortable to get rid of just yet knee-length jean bermuda shorts, and just braided my hair in pigtails.As Monica tries to continue the date, Garfield swoops in carrying a plate of pasta from another waiter and dumps it on Monica's head.When Jon tries to stop the cat, Garfield dumps another plate of pasta on Monica's head.

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Garfield says that Jon tried everything where Jon once signed up for a computer dating service where his date was a robot.

Realizing the date is a set-up, and that Monica's father is being incited to injure Jon, Garfield and Odie race into the restaurant to save their owner.

Inside, the waiter recognizes Jon from a previous date and gives him soft boiled leather shoes despite Jon's objections.

Dating in New York City can kind of suck and I'm starting to give up on the idea of meeting a mysterious stranger when I'm out. Seriously, I just needed to clean my black dress and get some nourishment.

I went into Tokyo Sushi and my favorite little guy was working and he said "Order to go?On a Friday night, Jon ended up ordering two soft boiled leather shoes and the two had to wash dishes to pay the dinner as Jon forgot his wallet.

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